Saw the below pic on Insta today and thought YES! but also… “Christmas month” could be captioned so many other ways… and so my gal Kayleigh and I riffed this fun little LIST.
- Spooky month, mashed potato month, and peppermint month // gingerbread
- And “Christmas cookie” month
- And “Santa-shaped cookie” month
–> are Santa-shaped cookies NOT Christmas cookies, Kayleigh?! - “tree lighting” month
- “get fat” month
- “I wanna ice skate!” month
- “covered in bruises from ice skating” month
- “mulled wine is festive but gross” month
- “Charlie Brown” month
- “couples holding hands and me vomming” month
- “12 days of sexmas” month
- “couples posting pics in front of the Christmas tree” month
- “people giving each other meaningless candles and scarves for gifts” month
- “another year of not being kissed under the mistletoe” month
- “cheesy Hallmark movies that we hate but secretly love and wish we were in” month
- “happy endings don’t exist except in massage parlors” month
In other news, ’tis my BIRTHDAY MONTH and I’m stoked. 27 has been mad rad and 28 will be supa great. 🤘
Spread kindness and cheer, xo
Jackie
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